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Wahby Fundraiser scheduled: the Sooner the Better
You are cordially invited to a fundraiser held in honor of Ted Wahby, Candidate for County Executive. Please join Ted for his “Early Bird” fundraiser to be held at the St. Gertrude’s Nursing Home of St. Clair Shores. The entertainment this year is a Henny Youngman impersonator, “He’s so funny there won’t be a dry seat in the house!” There will be a delicious, easy to chew, low sodium, fiber enriched meal served with sugar-free gelatin for dessert. Door prizes this year are “Ted Wahby for County Executive” embossed pill organizers and denture cups and a copy of “Grumpy Old Men” in betamax format. Please make donations in the form of checks, expired store coupons, and S & H Green Stamps-We regret to inform you Ted can no longer honor coupons from your WWII ration books and of course no corporate checks please. For your convenience and safety, the venue will have room for walkers, wheel chairs, scooters, and high toilets with grab bars, EMS and County Coroner will be standing by.
Reminder from Ed Bruley: Don’t for get my fundraiser for Fred Miller:
You are cordially invited to a fundraiser in Honor of Fred Miller Candidate for County Executive, hosted by Ed Bruley.
This themed event “European Nocturn” features Cockstails of Amsterdam and Wieners chnitzel of Berlin. BYO Cocktails and Wiener Schnitzel.
Gold Sponsor- $3000 which includes a job at the County or Clinton Twp. for you or a family member*.
Silver Sponsor-$1000 which includes a low paying appointment to the county board and an autographed photo of Me and John Edwards.
Tin Sponsor -$100 which includes being condescended to and sneered at by several Bruley Boys and Girls for your cheapness and lack of gratitude…….. and an autographed photo of Me and John Edwards (I have a lot of them). RSVP to Ed Bruley @ the BOC office.
*job offer must be redeemed before recall effort is underway!